New Year Resolution

Heard from radio-what is ur new year resolution..
1 guy called up saying - I wished my gf would stop farting in the bed..and also do not have bad breath.
DJ: Then why ru with her since u find her smelly?
Guy:Cos she is sooo pretty, n i love her so much...she is just too pretty.

???: If u think dat ur gf has bad habit,why not just tell her openly? Instead be a ***lubang and share it with the rest of the world. Imagine it was U who the topic was about, will u be proud and feel honoured?

I guess for this guy, sorry to say that,u do not have b@lls to be her man. Go pack ur bag n stay in the jungle. May you be happy living with those farting baboons and smelly hyenas.

For the pretty gf,sorry dat u hv such lousy bf, maybe u too should clean urself up a little .Hope u realised dat pretty is not everything.

For all who reads this...any new year resolution dat u dont mind sharing with us? Hmmm....Mine
1. I don't want to be afraid of any restless souls...
2. I hope i dont get a monkey brain J*rk who thinks like that caller above as my next soulmate..